I’m a blonde bombshell getting used to this new healthy life of mine. I have a wonderful husband, two grown kids I’m super proud of and three crazy Schnauzers. I have the love and support of wonderful family and friends. I have a whip smart sense of humor, I’m sarcastic as fuck, and I flirt like no other. My heart is good and I love with all of it. Oh and I’m really a 12 year old boy trapped in a middle aged woman’s body. I’ve just found my voice in writing. Slowly but surely I’m getting the hang of it. I’m surprised that people actually want to read what I have to say.
I’ve branched out into fiction. My friends and other writers send me pictures and I weave a story from them. I don’t know where they come from, but I’m glad they materialize. Some of the stories are from memories, some are made up and some are from friend’s lives. Some are wishes and dreams. You can see from my journal entries that I’m pretty passionate. I say what I feel and I’m not usually too shy. My family gets a little shocked by my subject matter and my potty mouth. But I’m not afraid. I say what others think, and are afraid to say themselves. I’m their voice. I’m proud to be. I’m proud of the fact that people come to me and ask me to tell their stories. I also find that I share more with strangers about writing. I ask them about their lives and they happily share. Especially if I ask to write about them. So keep following me, I promise I’ll do my very best to keep you entertained.
If you want me to write a story for you, send me a picture. I’ll be happy to write for you!
Oh dear, that icon in the upper right tells me you’ve already been nominated. Well, you have been again! Congrats, I’ve nominated you for the VBA. You know the rules, right? Here’s the link just in case: http://versatilebloggeraward.wordpress.com/
OMG honey, thank you!! WOW! Love it. I’m so honored to receive it AGAIN. You have no idea what this means. Thanks so much William.
Hey, no problem and – it’s Matt by the way – as a mentor said, keep hammering those keys!
Thanks Matt. So much. And I will. Something good has got to come of it eventually, right? 🙂
Bingo! Now get out there and pay this tribute forward 🙂
I’ll be sure to.
I like what you write. Tell us about you! The people wanna know (:
Oh honey I put it out there usually. Read my segment on what a difference a year makes. You’ll see who I am and where I’ve been. Read my thoughts anger. That will really tell you who I am. Sometimes I fear saying too much. I promise to give it my all though. Really. Thanks for following. I’ve read a bit of you and I can see we will be kindred spirits, you and I…..
Pigeon Heart,
My new best friend. How are you today?
Le Clown
Okay, okay I will.
Le Clown,
Hola! Today I am wonderful and fantastic. I have my health and was sick (as you likely read (which is quite rare for me)) for 3 days and am better! A new lease on life if you will. It’s the little things, no? How are you?
Pigie
Pigie what a cute name. Glad you’re better my sweet friend.
Thank you 2x. But I am now confused- I thought that was from Le Clown. I wrote you both though and that’s purrrrfect because I like you both lots.
Two carrots with one tug! xo
Pigie (that’s sweet),
Things are good. It’s Friday, kids are either at school or at the daycare, and I’m enjoying a coffee while answering you. Could life get any better?
Le Clown
Thanks for stopping by my blog. Look forward chatting with you.
Just wanted to let you know I’ve nominated you for the One Lovely Blogger Award and tell you that I really am enjoying your work. I was happy to take the opportunity to pass your blog on to the people that read mine. Keep sharing!
http://www.magnoliabeginnings.org
Thank you honey. It means so much to me. I’m glad you shared me with your readers. I’ll share you with mine. Love you stuff. I really do. 🙂
Thank you!
Thanks so much for following my blog! 🙂
Thank you for following mine my sweet.
No problemo. 🙂 You’re hilarious!
Thanks hon.
Thank you Renee for signing up to follow my blog!
Thank you for reading me my sweet.
Thanks for stopping by my blog
Thanks for stopping mine honey.
Hi, Renee! 🙂 Just letting you know that I nominated you for the One Lovely Blog Award.
http://authorashley.wordpress.com/2012/06/19/one-lovely-blog-award/#more-160
OMG honey, that’s the third nomination for the award. Thank YOU! Do I do it the same way as in the past? Thank you so much!
I think you probably do, but I’ve only been on WordPress for five days now, so I don’t know how it used to work. 😛 Congrats on so many nominations! It’s no problem, your blog definitely deserves it.
Thanks so much. I’ll try to post it tomorrow.
Thank you for following us! Love your blog! 🙂
Many of us
Thank you for following me. I love YOUR blog!
I love your blog, and writing as well! I wish you the best, and more power! = )
Aina, thanks so much the kind comment. I’m getting better and better. I’m still snarky though and that makes me happy. 😉
Not even! You’re doing so great! Just keep going and have fun! You have beautiful blog really!
Thanks honey, and so do you!
Thank you for the follow! I look forward to reading all of your writing!
Thanks for the comment. Happy reading and blogging my sweet.
Thanks for following my blog and liking my post!
Thank you for your comment and following me.
I take great pleasure in notifying you that you have been nominated for/awarded the Sunshine Award. Your award and the rules await you at your earliest convenience at this link
http://kipsthoughts.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/sunshine-award/
I would also like to take this opportunity to say thank you for being a constant ray of light in my sometimes dark world. 🙂
woot woot! Thanks so much Kip.
You’re most welcome, Renee!
Hey there! Just thought I would stop by and let you know that I’ve nominated you for The Liebster Blog Award 🙂
http://thehandwrittenlife.wordpress.com/2012/08/20/the-liebster-award/
Thanks so much for the nomination. I will check it out tomorrow. 🙂
You’re welcome! 🙂
Like your title! made me laugh 😀
Thanks so much. Glad you’re here!
I’m proud to inform you that you’ve been nominated for the “Beautiful Blogger Award”. The rules for the award and the award pic are at http://kipsthoughts.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/beautiful-blogger-award/. Congratulations!
I’m overwhelmed Kip. Thank you. This is my fourth award in two weeks. You all mean so much to me. Thanks for this. I’ll do my nomination speech soon. Promise! Thank you honey!!
You’re more than welcome, Renee. Looking forward to your “speech”! Again, you’re very welcome, you sweetheart, you.
Aw honey, don’t tell anybody I’m sweet. I don’t want to ruin my rep. Oh who am I kidding. I’m sparkly. It’s what I do. Giggle.
[8>]) and you do it so well! Sweetness is in the eye of the beholder, BTW.
😉
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I am happy to let you know that I nominated your blog a Super Sweet Blogging Award!
Check out the rules and nomination in this link http://awapara.wordpress.com/category/wandering/
Thank you honey, thank you!!!!
Thank you Renee, you just gave me my 1000 like!
Woohoo that’s awesome!!!!
Thank you appreciating my work. 🙂 and I love the way you think.
Oh honey thank you for your good work and thanks for the compliment. 😉
and if that’s really you in the pic. I think you’re hot.
Oh honey it really is me. I don’t have much to hide. And thank you so much for the compliment. I may be 44 but I feel like I’m the prettiest I’ve ever been.
Honey you have NOTHING TO HIDE. 🙂 I would totally hit on you in a bar
That’s the nicest thing anyone has every said to me! If you look at some of my posts from March you’ll see I’ve gone through quite a transformation. I used to weigh 325 lbs. I’ve lost over 150. Too bad I don’t know what YOU look like. Giggle.
exactly like the drawing 🙂
I’m all for a hot gothy chick. Some of my very dear friends are lovely goth goddesses.
if you have an email i can send it to i will 🙂
You can contact me at
okay got it. you can delete the post with it now. dont leave that PII out there too long
Hey hun, thanks for the like on “crying time” cheers. I always welcome feedback so feel free to leave your 2 cents – EA
You’re welcome. Loved it.
I love your blog and have nominated you for several awards! Please don’t feel obligated to participate – just know that you are appreciated. Here’s the post: http://newsofthetimes.org/2012/08/28/tuesday-tunes-ramble-on-and-awards-galore/ Keep up the great work!
Thank you so much honey. I’m overwhelmed by the love. I am. I’ve won so many in the last few weeks. I will be happy to participate. I’ll be sure to do my nominations this evening. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
Wow!!! Tonight? That is impressive!! You should be overwhelmed by the love!! We all should be! What a great community, don’t you think? I am just speechless from all the support and encouragement and wisdom I have found in this little world. Thanks for helping make it all the more special.
It is a wonderful place. I feel so fulfilled and accepted. The encouragement I get is astounding. It makes me a better writer. Makes me a better person. Makes me more passionate. Makes me want to keep going. Keep reading. Keep breathing. Thank you for making it a special place. Thank you.
🙂
hi! i see that you’ve been nominated for this award before. but just the same, I am privileged to nominate you for the Liebster Blog Award! you may check it out at http://ngtolentino.wordpress.com/2012/09/13/if-blog-awards-are-chain-letters-then-they-are-chain-love-letters-4-awards/ thanks and congratulations! – neil
Hello my sweet. Thank you, thank you for the nomination. I will be sure prepare a nomination post very soon. You are so sweet. Honey, I’ll take every award graciously. I’m so humbled when I receive one. Thank you!!!!
Somehow, I think you’re much cooler than this generic About WordPress intro… It’s my guess anyway…
Le Clown
Oh yes my darlin’ I probably am. I guess I should update my about page. I think I’ll do that in just a few. Giggle.
Alright my sweet, I updated my about page. I think it’s a bit better than before. Hahahahahhaahah. Thanks for reading and following my dear.
Renée,
The pleasure is all mine!
Le Clown
Hi Renee! I tagged you for a ‘look’ challenge. The simple rule is in my post today. Keep it in mind for a future blog post if you’d like to take the challenge. 🙂
Oooohhhh Maddie this looks like fun. I’m reading the book The Gargoyle I’ll have to check this out when I get home.
Thanks for your very potent comments Renee, about your own rape. It really brought back my own protective behaviours towards my sister. My dad kept threatening to abuse her if I got out of line. I felt I could take anything if she was okay. This went on for four years. In spite of all of that, I felt that I had to deal with what drew a man like that to me, and over many many years (i’m 52 now) I figured out I wasn’t so perfect myself…thought maybe not in THAT way. It’s not our job to forgive, only ours to heal the aspects of self that drew them to us. So let’s do the job using these forums as a tool. I’m on your side Renee! Lots of love, Yaz
I’m on your side to Yaz. I believe in being better, being good, and nurturing those around me. That’s what I do to heal. I see you do the same thing. I’m glad you could have a decent relationship with your father. I can’t fathom how you could. But I commend you for it. I hope it brought you some kind of peace. Within you at least. Take care my sweet, and if you ever need a safe place to talk, come to me. I understand you completely. Lots of love back at ya, Renee
Hi Renee! Awards ceremony at my blog yesterday. http://breezybooksblog.wordpress.com/2012/09/24/after-watching-the-emmys/ I nominated you for the Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award! If you choose to accept, the usual rules apply – seven things about yourself; nominate others! 🙂
Thank you my dear Maddie. I’ll work on a post soon. Thank you honey, really. Much love!
Thanks for the like on my post!
Love your work. It’s beautimous.
Hey Renee. Are you following my zombie story? I know I’ve tried to tempt you, but if you are, that makes four followers who’s feedback I now desire… 😉
I need to read it from the beginning my sweet. I promise I will take time to do so. Promise. 😉
HI! I’ve tagged you in the ‘Look’ Challenge. I’d love a sneak preview of your current work: http://thereclininggentleman.wordpress.com/2012/10/26/the-look-challenge/
You’re my kind of gal. I’m going to enjoy reading your blog. Jen
I’m so glad you’re here honey. Thanks for the sweet comment. I think you’re my kind of girl too. Comment whenever you want, and know that I will always answer.
Goodie! Let the party begin. 😉
Thanks for liking my Hurricane Sandy post and signing up.
I’ll do the same! Happy reading!
Thank you for the follow my dear. Can’t wait to read more about you.
Writing is a gift, and I believe we have to write what is in our minds and hearts. Maybe this is why the gift was given to us. Thanks for stopping by and following my blog.
It certainly is a gift. One I’m very glad to have been given. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I will be sure to read you. Please feel free to read me. And know that if you ever comment, I will reply. It’s the least I can do. Thank you.
Hello,
Thank you for following our naughty journey. I’ve peaked a little in your blog now and I must say I like what I’ve read so far. Writing about sex is a new thing for me, and to co-author a blog with my lover is something I never thought I’d do. Yet, here I am. 🙂
I’m glad you’re here honey. Can’t wait to read more of your blog too. I write about everything. Welcome.
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Hi! I’m a fan of you writing and I wanna know your take on this challenge. ^^ Whether you accept the challenge or not, it’s fine. I just had fun with it and thought you might too ^^
I’ll certainly try my dear. It looks like fun. 😉
great! i’m sure you’ll come up with something awesome! ^^
I hope so. I’ll probably write it tomorrow or Thursday. Thanks again.
http://theeclecticeccentricshopaholic.wordpress.com/2012/11/20/challenge-virtual-dinner-party/ here’s the link to the challenge should you wish to join ^^
This looks really fun.
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Hi. Just want you to know how much I appreciate your blog and that I’ve awarded you with the Inspiring Blog Award http://theeclecticeccentricshopaholic.wordpress.com/2012/11/26/inspiring-blog-award/
Feel no obligation to join. The fab new logo and my warmest, sincerest gratitude is yours to keep.^^ xo – kz ^^
I’ve nominated you for two awards, so please pick them up at http://chefdoru.wordpress.com/2012/12/02/what-a-week-part-ii/
Thank you so much kind sir. Mwah!
Please accept a STAR from me, Renee…
My apologies…. Fancy missing you…! 🙂
http://abcofspiritalk.wordpress.com/2012/12/04/lifes-little-pleasures/
Thank you my sweet woman. Another star? I love it! Congratulations to you too!
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Hey there, Renee! I love how you keep it real ^^ got a couple of awards for you http://theeclecticeccentricshopaholic.wordpress.com/2012/12/05/reality-blog-award/
Of course, you may choose not to participate; it’s all good ^^ xo
Hey honey, thanks so much. I’ll be glad to participate. I’m kind of busy, but I will do my best to get these out by the weekend. You’re such a sweetheart. Thank you!
it’s fine, no pressure ^^ took a long time for me too before i posted it ^^
I like your attitude!! Sounds a bit like me (too fucking bad!)…Come check out my blog if you get a moment… 🙂
Thank you Victoria. I will be sure to check it out. My sister of the F word!
I like your blog and your attitude. I think we have quite a bit in common… 😉 Would be honoured if you had a look at my poem ‘A love so beautiful’ and told me what you thought about it. Thank you Renee 🙂
I’ll be happy to follow you too. Thank you for the follow. I’ll be sure to follow you. Can’t wait to read your poem.
Not sure if I’ve invited you to my romance novel or not – am keeping it private for time being but would appreciate your feedback – can’t find your email address Renee because I am so stupid! Can you email me at juligoyder@gmail.com to suss? Love your blog and your bravado!
I’ve nominated you for the “Blog Of The Year – 2012″ award. Pick it up at http://chefdoru.wordpress.com/2012/12/25/blog-of-the-year-award-2012/
Bravo, that’s quite a profile you have Renee. Voice of a 12 yr old = raw, unrepentant, in-your-face, non-pc shit. Combine that with your prodigious bombshell experiences and I’d say you have winning persona. Flatulence is also a potent, volatile explosive; but I’m sure your writing is quite directed, like a perfectly guided proverbial smart bomb. Blow my mind anytime! I’d love to provide an *interesting* picture for your story telling adventures. Happy New Year!! 😀
My dear thank you so much for the kind comment. And yes please send me a picture. My email is shygirl4429@yahoo.com. I may be in your face with my directness, but in my chest beats the heart of an insecure and misguided soul. Welcome honey.
Hey Renee, I tried to attach the photo but my computer’s not cooperating. I have a funny story to go with it, but I’m esp. curious about your take on it. It’s also uploaded on my goodreads profile, so here’s the link:
http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/7294288-madeline-walsh?photo=650016
Feel free to use whatever pic tickles your fancy. Happy writing!
P.S. misguided souls are the most interesting… personally speaking. 😉
Is that you? You’re gorgeous!
If you’re a misguided soul like me, we’re going to get along just fine. I can’t wait to weave a story for you. You’ve made me realize I have to get my ass back the gym. Hahahah!
What’s the story? You can email it if you want.
LOL, I’m sure whoever stumbles upon this thread’s gonna ask, so what ‘s the funny story?? Well is actually cute, in a F**’d up sorta way. A few weeks ago, my sister drops by my place as we head out to party. I’m looking for my fav skirt and she’s hassling me to hurry up. So I tell her zip it, she get’s this sick idea of snapping my picture with her phone. Then she sends the picture out to EVERYONE in her address book. This includes all our mutual friends, relatives, stalkers and God knows who. Under the pic is a message: Maddy is in desperate need of long johns for the winter, she’s literally freezing her butt off! Don’t tell anyone but this is what she really wants for X-mas! Guess how many pairs I got under the tree? LOL!
So I’m thinking that numbnut sister of mine WILL gather up all these long johns and accompany me to the local shelter. I actually did keep a pair… green with red polka dots and a buttoned tail flap. More pics to come… NOT!
Hahahahahaha your sister is hilarious. I’m glad your taking the bounty to your local shelter. The pair you kept sound so cute. Think I’ll weave a story for you soon. Be warned, my specialty is sad stories. I’ll try to do you justice.
Hey, the more twisted the better. Let your imagination run wild… those are the ones worth telling right? Have a blast. Have fun!
Okay honey. I’ll do my best.
Here is the story I wrote. I told you it may be sad. But it could have a happy ending. It’s up to you to decide. Happy New Year honey. Thanks for letting me write a story for you. XOXOXOXOXOX
Renee
http://rendezvouswithrenee.com/2013/01/01/this-learning-to-live-again/
Thanks for the follow, Renee. I hope you enjoy it.
Thank you. I hope you read me. I’m kind of mouthy but my heart is good. 🙂
I am afraid you are not afraid of anybody, but liked reading about you.
Thanks Renee for visiting my blog. Be in touch. Browse through the category sections, I feel you may find something of your interest.
Oh honey I put up a good front. I’m not as confident as I pretend to be. Please read me. I will be sure to read you. I’m glad you stopped by. Happy New Year my sweet new friend. Take care.
I like girls who are brave and who make claims.
You liked on of my pictures or some quote on my blog
so that’s how I came to your blog & instantly liked your beautiful face & your even more beautiful claim,
I am try to read some of your stuff give me sometime
I checked out the categories * two in particular appealed to me ” Children & Erotica “,
which to read first let me choose or if possible you tell me, Before reverting back to me please read about me
you are very honest in the first reply itself. that is according to me a sign of braveness in a person,
I feel I will like you that is I will have good tuning with you.
Oh Happy New Year to you & your great family as you mentioned great friend
Oh Renee you are a 100 times better than Sidney Sheldon and the likes of him. You are too naughty * playful, You wordings were very precise, just reading I got a hardon, I read only a little bit if more than I would have cum.
Extremely beautiful expression.
I’m glad you like my work. I admire your honesty. Please know that I’m pretty new at all of this. It’s only been about a year that I’ve been writing. I know that I need to take classes and keep reading. Reading helps me so much when it comes to my own writing. Know that I handle constructive criticism very well. Read my sweet stuff about kids first. I love my children like no other. I’m quite the nurturer, even though I have a potty mouth. If you have any questions, be sure to ask. I’m glad you’re here hon. 🙂
New and you, I will never believe, you seem to have an experience of a great grandma, in eroticism at least,
plus you have a typical somewhat rough but refined
flair which is erotic to the highest order as well as
put forward very beautifully which I think only a woman can do (no male will have that sense of subtle beauty)
it feels your reading some poetry, I term you as a erotic poetess, years ahead people will acknowledge this.
I will definitely read about your children my beautiful, naughty, sexy mam.
Thanks love you
Be still my dirty and silly heart. Giggle. Your words humble me. I have to say it’s not all my doing. I did learn from one of the best. I won’t give my secret away, but he is quite the poet himself. I’m learning more as I go. I will get better. I like naughty, not raunchy. Naughty is so much better. It can still make a man and woman rise to the occasion. 🙂 If you have any words of advice to give me, pleas don’t hesitate to comment. Thank you my dear man. BTW calling me beautiful will get you everywhere. Giggle.
Much love to you, Sparkly Girl
Advice & me and that to my teacher, not at all, I am learning so many things at a time from you.
See I am 52 complete just a couple of days back, and I feel you are just something around 30+, too young for me to talk like this, but Renee in just 24 hrs I have started talking to you as if you were my old girl with me in bed, discussing all dirty things, why am I telling you this is because (just read about me).
I like you because you r very friendly a human being plus, openhearted, direct to the point, + the most beautiful thing about you is you immediately punch back, hard hitting but soft within, a tender heart, cuddling & tickling my senses right from the first instance. thanks very much for being a friend u lovely
sparkling, adorable girl, I love you.
you are indeed very beautiful a lady, to be loved.
As you feel & say you have a loud mouth, I disagree
ifeel you are something else within & you potray something otherwise.
you have aloud mouth,
I don’t even know how to respond. I will say I like that. I have an aloud mouth. I like that a lot. Honey, I’m 44. But I have the mind of a 12 year old boy. Thank you for saying I’m beautiful. I am friendly. I bruise easily though. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I bleed for the ones I love and even those that I don’t know. Keep reading me honey. I’ll keep reading you. I’m glad you’re here. So glad.
Renee
Oh 44 not at all,
baby people like you hide their sorrow & keep smiling and make other smile too, light hearted loving people like you are blessed, if you feel some time,it will be very easy for you to attain realization rather than heavy hearted people who have great ego, you will surrender very easily, I know now you are a blessed soul, I don’t care what you say or portray.
Read about me.
If I would have been in the US I would have chased you & fallen for you. I have started to love you, genuinely, don’t panic these are just words no action will follow.
Ajay
You speak as if you know me. I will read about you. I believe if you were here, I’d fall for you too. Thank you for every word Ajay. Every one of them. The drip with a genuineness I’ve never known. I have surrendered easily. Broken my heart more times than I count. But I always love. Seems that when my heart mends, it becomes stronger. More resilient. I do love, with everything I have. Everything. Keep reading me love. Keep reading. I do believe you have inspired me….
Renee
not at all instead you inspire me. I know you are a ardent lover innocent lover like a kid, who runs fast forgets consciousness enjoys that run, then suddenly tumbles falls down & cries,
I would love if you upload or send some good pictures of you & your kids for me, so when in my solitary moments, I remember you, at least could kiss your photograph full on your lips, because I will most probably never meet you in my life.
Read about me and revert
I love you, I don’t know but instantly I love you.
sorry for my outburst
No need for sorry. You’re so sweet. There are photos on my page. But I’ll find you one and send it to you. You make me blush. It’s funny how you seem to know me. Strange. What is love, but a rush of chemicals and brushes of hands on skin? Lips whispering sweet nothings….
I don’t need to meet you or I don’t need to know you personally, it is the spirit which is universally known, its like reading in between lines, I have known to understand the spirit in you, once you develop to understand that, you know certain things which are universal.
I love you & want to just hold you in my arms and instant kiss you my love,
By the way where do you belong in the US
I’m from Ann Arbor. Home of the University of Michigan and the mighty wolverines. Where do you hail from?
I am from Mumbai, India, I was a cancer patient, fighting back since three and a half years. Not married living with my love my mom, she is 83, and my younger sibling & his wife
Bless you Ajay. I’m glad you’re a survivor. Bless you and your sweet mom.
my mom is my guru
As well she should be.
Renee, I see you have a fan in Ajay. 😉
I hope that’s a good thing. Giggle.
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Birds are really graceful, …………………but do you know how graceful you yourself are, I know that, I know your inner kingdom,
Love you my very innocent and dear soul
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